One good reason why boys are gross...

I just got over my first of many colds this season. It's so annoying, especially for guys.

See, way back in the old days when our parents were all still kids it used to be cool to have a handkerchief. It was great, have a runny nose? No probs, I got my hanky! Blow your nose and let that bad boy air-dry the way God intended it.

Then one day someone realized that that was really disgusting and that they didn't want to carry a gross piece of snot soaked cloth around in their pocket all day. So some lady invented the disposable tissue (I didn't check if it was a lady but it has to be, guys aren't grossed out by any natural body functions, in fact were pretty proud of them.) From that day forward disposable tissues were carried by women everywhere, while men were left to deal with their snot empty handed.

Don't get me wrong, I'll use tissues if any are layin' around but I'm not gunna carry them on me. Ladies can carry tissues in their purse or bags, guys can't do that. You can't fit a giant wad of tissues in your pocket. For one, once you get them in there good luck getting it out in one piece, it's for sure gunna rip and then your just blowing your nose through a giant hole onto your hand. You can't put tissues in your wallet, maybe like one, but who only uses one anyway. Besides, we need that room for all the money guys have...

So usually we end trying to keep it up there as long as we can. This consists of us attempting to suck our snot back into our heads, and that doesn't work so we end up wiping our nose on our hand (followed by wiping our hand on something else, usually our pants or on our desk or something.)

So there you have it. One good reason why boys are gross...lack of storage. Although I did find this sweet hat that would solve all our problems...

Why can't things just taste like they're spose to?

The other night Danae and I went to Cub to get groceries. We like to try new stuff so we picked up a few things. I'm pretty sure we are the kind of customers retailers love because we'll eat ANYTHING.

The first item were the new doritos that just came out. They're called X-13D (which if you turn your head looks like a guy squinting with a cleft chin.) It's a promotional thing where if you guess the flavor you win something. Visit the website for more details on prizes. If you find out it's something sweet let me know because I'm positive I figured it out, don't tell anyone but... the flavor is Hot Garbage. It's true, they taste like a bag of garbage that sat out in the sun all day, but I think they are supposed to taste like a cheese burger (with pickle...try it, it's there.)

The next item was the new Summer Mix Pepsi. Which I believe is a 2 liter of Pepsi with a bag of skittles disolved in it. Taste the rainbow...then drink something else to get the taste out of your mouth (like a steaming cup of COFFEE !!!!!11!!1..!)
And finally Bubble Yum's Hersey's chocolate flavored bubble gum...I'd rather have the garbage flavored chips. Come on people! If your going to try and make a cool new product at least make it edible, and if you say it's going to taste like something, at least try to get close! For now I'll just drink my coffee...
TTFN!

I Think I Was Born This Way...

I've been hanging out with Shane & Brooke Christensen this past week while Pastor Randy and Karen were on a trip. I realize I have formed many bad habits over my 26 year lifespan...I am a slob. It's sad when you hear someone say "Don't do that! You don't want to end up like Pastor Adam!" Ok, so I drink like a bazillion pops and cups of coffee a day, i like coffee. My mom used to give me a "special cup" when I was a kid. I think it was a pound of sugar with some coffee sprinkled on it. IT WAS AWESOME! I've loved coffee ever since. My teachers all thought I had ADD, but i'm sure it was just the coffee.

TOP 3 reasons coffee is the best thing ever invented by man EVER!

#3 ...Just because OK!
#2 It makes you run faster and jump higher!
- OK so maybe it really dosen't but it feels true. I usually don't want to run or jump (or move for that matter), but after coffee I just can't help myself. Maybe if you drank enough coffee you could speed up your molecules in your body like The Flash and run through solid objects...that would be sweet!
#1 The worse it tastes, the better it is!
- It may be the only thing on the planet like that. You would be like "UGG! Gak! This tastes like sweaty socks soaked in sewer water...this is the BEST cup of coffee I've ever had!"
PS. Don't forget Tonight we are playing kickball at the epicenter! ...and maybe some dodgeball if you feel like getting OWNED by my coffee fueled, dodgeball cannon. AKA: my arm

EXTREME!!!1!!1...1!

Don't forget, tonight there are no e.groups and we are going to Extreme! There's a very good chance that it's going to be totally sweet! TTYL!

GAME ON! blog finally working again...

Blog is back up again after blogger blew up the internet and ruined the old one :( So I lost all the cool old ones I did...I mean the other 3 I did... Oh well. I'll be updating usually on mondays so you can find out all the weird stuff I think about and/or do during the week. TTFN LOL ROFL!!!11!!1!