The other night Danae and I went to Cub to get groceries. We like to try new stuff so we picked up a few things. I'm pretty sure we are the kind of customers retailers love because we'll eat ANYTHING.
The first item were the new doritos that just came out. They're called X-13D (which if you turn your head looks like a guy squinting with a cleft chin.) It's a promotional thing where if you guess the flavor you win something. Visit the website for more details on prizes. If you find out it's something sweet let me know because I'm positive I figured it out, don't tell anyone but... the flavor is Hot Garbage. It's true, they taste like a bag of garbage that sat out in the sun all day, but I think they are supposed to taste like a cheese burger (with pickle...try it, it's there.)
The next item was the new Summer Mix Pepsi. Which I believe is a 2 liter of Pepsi with a bag of skittles disolved in it. Taste the rainbow...then drink something else to get the taste out of your mouth (like a steaming cup of COFFEE !!!!!11!!1..!)
And finally Bubble Yum's Hersey's chocolate flavored bubble gum...I'd rather have the garbage flavored chips. Come on people! If your going to try and make a cool new product at least make it edible, and if you say it's going to taste like something, at least try to get close! For now I'll just drink my coffee...
TTFN!
The first item were the new doritos that just came out. They're called X-13D (which if you turn your head looks like a guy squinting with a cleft chin.) It's a promotional thing where if you guess the flavor you win something. Visit the website for more details on prizes. If you find out it's something sweet let me know because I'm positive I figured it out, don't tell anyone but... the flavor is Hot Garbage. It's true, they taste like a bag of garbage that sat out in the sun all day, but I think they are supposed to taste like a cheese burger (with pickle...try it, it's there.)
The next item was the new Summer Mix Pepsi. Which I believe is a 2 liter of Pepsi with a bag of skittles disolved in it. Taste the rainbow...then drink something else to get the taste out of your mouth (like a steaming cup of COFFEE !!!!!11!!1..!)
And finally Bubble Yum's Hersey's chocolate flavored bubble gum...I'd rather have the garbage flavored chips. Come on people! If your going to try and make a cool new product at least make it edible, and if you say it's going to taste like something, at least try to get close! For now I'll just drink my coffee...TTFN!
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